PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And t